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January 21st, 2012
(67 min)
Jimmy and guests Jack Rhodes, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Megaupload gets shut down with arrests, SOPA and PIPA, Newt Gingrich's win in the South Carolina primary, Ron Paul and Counselor Curtis’s take on the Libertarian Party, Georgia and Alabama experiencing serious problems with their vegetables due to their strict immigration laws, U.S. citizens loose unimaginable freedoms this year by executive order – no check and balance – no Congress vote, Ridiculous police power, Jack Rhodes describes Greece issues from his recent trip to Europe, Costa Concordia cruise ship diving opportunity, Gold and silver still a buy, Iran and our drone, Ms. Jimmy photo-shoot intermission, Hugo Chavez update, - Lite Notes - Greece now renting Acropolis, RIP David Prowse, Martin Luther King eternal flame went out, 3,500 year-old tree in Florida burned down, EJ’s new Zombie Rubs, Tax exemption that doesn’t fly, Office chair costs $1,179, U.S. Navy uses dolphins to find Iranian underwater mines, Jack Rhodes show.

October 12th, 2011
(52 min)
Road trip with Jimmy and guests, Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Ok, so this is not a normal show. We did a little road trip out to look at some lakefront property so we recorded a show in the car. The explanation is that we started talking about what kind of plane would be cool to have so we could make an escape when necessary. We also talked about some computer stuff because the Counselor has computer issues that cannot be explained. Then we discuss cocaine submarines and how that may lead to affordable personal submarines for the rest of us. Some notes on government regulation, Wall Street protests, Hall of Whispers, Back to government regulations, Credit default Swap thing, Crashes and Panics book, Fort Knox gold, Geraldo Rivera and Al Capone’s vault, Yes, Jimmy’s suicide addendum.

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September 19th, 2011 Part 2
(52 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Gold price prediction, Star Wars Blue Ray edition coming out, Jimmy’s prediction on the Super Committee outcome, Amish people arrested for not using correct slow buggy sign - You HAVE to check out thier mug shots, Italian Premier Berlusconi or Bussolini or something wants to get rid of their pesky constitution, Is the US going to back Israel or Palestine regarding the Palestine request for state independence?, Swiss did the nuclear option regarding currency but what was the outcome?, Unlimited dollar loans from Geitner to the EU?, QE3 has already started and Jimmy will tell you why, Internet strong-arms FHP to stop giving tickets for drivers’ flashing lights to warn of speed traps
– Science Notes -
 Gamers discover key protein in the development of AIDS using “Fold It”, Water planet found in “Goldilocks Zone”, Binary star planet found, NASA Super Rocket, Space X rockets, Jimmy’s idea for a new rocket – Needs a Mr. Fusion or something – but pretty hot idea
- Lite Notes -
Porn industry creates luxury bunker for the apocalypse – Better Link, Weeds documentary on how to make a pot grow farm, Darden restaurants now will use 1% milk-drink as it's default drink for children due to Mrs. Obama as well as no fries without adult permission, Jimmy and the Paleo Diet rebuttal, Michigan is now tracking kids BMI (Body Mass Index), California jobs bill has unreal demands on baby-sitters, Gator Florida new ticket selling rules, Real-life “Weekend at Bernie's",  R.I.P. Jim Leeward, West Virginia air-show crash, Fan and supporter shout-outs, Doane-ate to the JD show J, Rock the Revolution Tour – Thanks Zakery, New video on the Counselor Curtis Website – www.counselorcurtis.com, Buy gold, Jimmy predicts gold to be $2,500 on election day.

September 19th, 2011 Part 1
(58 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Obama’s new old new plan to save the economy, Why Obama’s Job’s plan is doomed to failure - Solyndra example, How consumers win on companies that “Dump” products, How import tariffs hurt consumers, Some reasons why socialism is doomed in Sweden, The Buffet Rule explained, Tax the rich more?..Already doing it, Eat the Rich video again, How the Ponzi scheme is far better for people than the social security scam, Nice explanation of what a Tontine is, Wolf Blitzer vs. Ron Paul, Tim Geitner lectures Europe on how to fix the Euro, When Greece will default and the repercussions, Poverty rate is at an all time high – How?, The true meaning of FDR’s quote “We have nothing to fear except fear itself”, A great solution on how to buy affordable gold.

August 28th, 2011
(56 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curtis and Engineer Erik discuss: Hurricane and Earthquake, Washington Monument cracked – Founding Father’s spinning in their graves was the cause, Obama hits the HARP button to stave off destruction – Not the end of the World, Should have turned the Washington Monument into a fountain spewing water from the top, John Stewart’s static champagne graph doesn’t solve the debt problem – He’s getting aware of this due to his Socratic method questioning but check out the Eat The Rich video for a great analysis, Greece situation and how it affects the world today, What the stopping of “short selling” stocks means to the market, Finland wants some collateral for their bailout contribution for Greece, New lemonade raids, Gibson Guitar raid – Beware all musicians, Too many vegetables in your yard is a criminal offence now, Texas “ticketing” school kids like crazy for cash for bs stuff – Spreading to other states like a virus, Alachua County Schools re-vamping the school cafeteria menu – but they fail to see the big picture, Jimmy’s new reading list John Adams bio – Lite Notes – UFO’s 67 % increase over the past three years, Hypnotist passes out and has to recover to bring stage guests back to consciousness,Teen could die from brushing her hair, Elton John has a new baby, Planet made out of diamonds, Ron Jeremy Rum, Star Wars deleted scenes being released on Blue Ray, Blade Runner prequel in the mixed, Counselor Curtis’s new movie coming up, Hugo update, Thanks to Counselor Bart for the Lithuanian tank driving over illegally parked cars, Goldfish eating addiction.

August 5th, 2011
(47 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curts and Engineer Erik discuss: Happy Birthday Jimmy! SWAT team raids Rawesome Foods for selling raw milk and organic vegetables – extra note – 5 US agencies took place in the raid – More vids, Tea Party Terrorists – Look Out!, The national debt, debt ceiling & what the new “Deal” means for citizens, John Stewart’s show with Austan Goolsbee – Parallelogram of Disappointment at 4:25, The U.S. gets downgraded, What “Defaulting” actually means, Why taking “rich” peoples’ money won’t solve our economy issues, Ron Paul suing to stop the Super Congress-Committee, Baby woodpecker incident.

May 17th, 2011
(75 min)
Jimmy and guests Counselor Curts and Engineer Erik discuss: Two little extra tidbits about the Obama “birth certificate”, Newt & Mitt, Who’s running for the Presidential campaign, Food stamps, Racism, Free market, Hangar Dog Chicken commentary, Debt Limit breached, Great cartoon from Gene, The cuts in government spending that NEED to be cut, “Obscene oil profits”, Poor people get the same stuff as “rich” people, Colored TV is racist, Will the Southern US become a huge rice paddy due to Mississippi flooding?, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child, Terminator 4, Men In Black 3, Ghostbusters’s 3 & 4, Will Smith has a cool trailer, Obviously this will be our last show because of Doomsday 5-21-2011 - Please send all your valuables to Jimmy, (Probably because that’s listener Dan’s birthday party), Space Shuttle sighting opportunities, Jimmy watching socialist children cartoon shows, IMF president is I AM F’d president, 7th grader gets a visit from the C.I.A.I.O., - Lite Notes – Woman allowed to masturbate at work, FDA crusade against fresh milk, Palm reader test, Psychic fair, Licensing joke, Nikki Haley responds to labor ruling against Boeing, Gramm–Rudman–Hollings Balanced Budget Act, More Links, Jimmy remotely spooling up archival tape drives & scarring the curators to find info on this topic, Shocking, How accurate is the Internet for big “R” research?, Fishing restrictions here in Florida – Really sucks, How to make flaming bubbles, www.kickstarter.com, Troll movie funded by Kickstarter.com, Please donate to Jimmy Doane for your continued listening pleasure.

May 6th, 2011
(2 min)
Counselor Curtis's question on what the problem is regarding the release of the Osama death pictures.

May 3rd, 2011
(7 min)
Counselor Curtis "mini" show on Osama: Have we learned our lessons?

May 1st, 2011
(66 min)
Jimmy and guests, Counselor Curtis, Engineer Erik and Will Hammond discuss: New Obama’s long form birth certificate in detail. (like lots of detail, but on all sides of the story). If you want to follow along with us, here’s a zip file of the documents we are talking about. Also, here’s a link to a trial version of Adobe Illustrator.
Well, we had some things happen after our last show. We got some flame-mail, and decided to do another show to explain our position, thoughts and evidence we have regarding the "Birther" issue. Just after we left the studio, we learned that Osama Bin Ladin was shot and killed a week ago, so who knows what attention anyone will care about our story. Anyway, this show was supposed to be short and sweet, but it got a little technical and long. Click Here For Will's Video. There are questions to be answered. Here's a page we'll be adding our comments and images to. Great Thanks! to Will Hammond for bringing it to our attention. Send comments to jimmy@jimmydoane.com

April 28th, 2011
OK, cat's out of the bag regarding Obama's birth certificate being comprised of layers - Click Here For Video. There are questions to be answered. Here's a page we'll be adding our comments to. Great Thanks! to Will Hammond for bringing it to our attention. Send comments to jimmy@jimmydoane.com

 

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